Are
you Scottish? You know yer a true Scot if ye can properly pronounce
Ecclefechan, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty &
Aufurfuksake.

Yer used tae 4 seasons in wan day. Ye kin fall aboot
pished without spilling yer drink. Ye kin make hael sentences wae jist
swear wurds, ye know irn bru is a hangover cure. Ye understand this
message & yer gonnae repost it! aye 'KILTS'!